So Serious! Absolut Ads

Geez my blogs have been serious lately. I need to get out and have a good laugh with a friend.

Well, I started school this week, and I am so excited for my new classes. They are going to challenge me a lot, but I am chomping at the bit already. For my final project (yes, I'm already thinking about that) for my favorite class will be my own Absolut AD. So far she said that it has to say something about yourself. Here are the ones I've thought of so far:

Absolut Resolution 1 - A scale top with a hand sliding the slider to the "heavier" side, while the slider itself is an absolut bottle, or at least in the shape of one

Absolut Resolution 2 - A person lifting weights, but the weights and the bar is made up of to absolut bottle on either end

Absolut Top Gun - the only idea I have is an absolut bottle with a brown aviator jacket on (and many patches) and "wearing" gold rimmed aviator sunglasses

Absolut Polynesia 1 - A tiki statue in the shape of an absolut bottle

Absolut Polynesia 2 - A canoe paddle with an absolut bottle shape in the koa wood

Absolut Summer - a picture of a woman tanning in the sun, with a burn in the shape of a bottle in her back as if she missed a spot with sunscreen

I have another idea I got while stretching at the gym. My feet where together and the shape in my new running shoes formed a curvey shapes in the different colors and patterns that came together. It would be a good picture to mainpulate to have an absolut bottle in there, but I couldn't think of what kind of absolut ad it could be. I love Addidas running shoes (will never be unfaithful) so I was thinking Absolut Addidas, but you can't really advertise one product with another...I guess.

Any thoughts or ideas?